- Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
- Me: What is too much?
- Anxiety: THIS
- Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????
- Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE
- Me: But nothing is happening?
- Anxiety: TOO MUCH
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When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
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Plants are monsters
Cat Whitney’s thread of her favorite spooky plants includes some of the plant kingdom’s most horrifying denizens: Aristolochia Salvadorensis…“looks like a flayed skull, and reminds some of Darth Vader”; Hydnellum peckii…“The infamous bleeding tooth or Devil’s tooth fungus”; Antirrhinum seed pods…“the seedpods of some species resemble human skulls”; Tacca chantrieri…“the Black Bat Flower”; Monkey Orchids…“as I’m personally terrified of primates & apes, I’m putting them on here”;
https://boingboing.net/2017/10/20/aristolochia-salvadorensis.html
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When your nose is stuffed you sit there thinking about how you took breathing freely for granted.
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